So, I got death threats about the last one and I was accused of trying to start a war so I'll try to keep this blog ethnically neutral. FYI: That last entry was not at all serious and was just a joke stemming from a funny conversation among friends. And I'm Irish, too so I don't hate Irish people! I just like pasta! Anyway....I'm Henry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits(Murray/Weston)- written in 1911- popularized in England by Harry ChampionI'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I am Im Henry Viii I Am LyricsArtist: Herman's HermitsI'm Henry VIII I AmHerman's Hermits(Murray/Weston)- written in 1911- popularized in England by Harry ChampionI'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I am Second verse same as the firstI'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I am------ lead guitar ------I'm Henry the eighth I amHenry the eighth I am, I amI got married to the widow next doorShe's been married seven times beforeAnd every one was an Henry (Henry)She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam)I'm her eighth old man, I'm HenryHenry the eighth I amH-E-N-R-YHenry (Henry)Henry (Henry)Henry the eighth I am, I amHenry the eighth I amYeah!
Hope this blog was not offensive to anyone. It may have been obnoxious, but that's better than offensive. By the way, the "Henry" is pronounced "Henery." So don't go singing any two-syllable Henrys because you'll just look crazy. Coming soon to this blog: my theory on killing puppies!
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About Me
- Elise
- I was born to a wealthy family in Eastern Bratislava, but was excommunicated at the age of 9 when the tabloids reported a slanderous remark I had made against the nation's symbolic bird--the pigeon. At 14, I wrote a book detailing my escape from a high-security prison (the details of my incarceration shall be left a mystery). This book was later turned into the TV drama "Prison Break", however I received no credit due to my anonymity in authorship. At the age of 19, I graduated from Haverford University with a dual degree in animal science and peace studies, hoping to pursue a career in furthering efforts to end animal warfare in third world countries. At 27, I married and divorced in Las Vegas. At 32, I became president of Malta. At 33, I was again excommunicated, again for insulting the national bird, this time, the Maltese falcon. I have now escaped to Rome where I will seek guidance from the Pope. I am living undercover as a student in a study abroad program. This blog entails my journeys to make my false identity seem more credible.
2 comments:
You are so weird.
nice elise... can i call you henery the eighth now? yes. oh and that other annonymous is a poser (i know theres a u in there somewhere but i just dont know where). im the real slim shady...
-laurel
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