- I box
- I have a theory about killing puppies
- I have a thing for the Amish
- Sometimes I do my math homework in pen instead of pencil. You can't erase pen.
- I steal stuff from the dining hall and give it to my family
- A couple times, I ran through the snow in nothing but a bathing suit
- I have a rather large/sharp knife in a drawer in my room
- I have poker chips in my room. I keep them next to the knife.
- I drink coffee black
- My eyes glow
- I hate country music
- In first grade, I pinched a girl until she cried so she would give me her hoolahoop
- I recover quickly from falls, even when I'm on a cellphone when I hit the ground
- My nick name in 8th grade was satan
- I've eaten alligator meat
- I have a leather jacket
I'm sure there are plenty other examples of my badassity/badassness but I think I've provided you with enough proof. I'm off to participate in some badass activities, namely innertube water polo to raise money for special olympics....oh yeah....sooooo B.A.
5 comments:
You're badass because you posted this three times.
-Rence
You have a theory about killing puppies. I help kill puppies.
Badassery?
I think not.
P.S. You've gone to Catholic school for like 30 years. Maybe when you go to a public school, then you can be a badass.
You're obviously not a badass if you use words like "chimed," "rolicking," and "badassity." I'm sorry, Elise, but that is a fact.
~You're badass friend who did in fact go to public school except in kindergarten. But that doesn't count.
This is very funny. Good job! Really, it's funny. I've never read your blogs before, but maybe I should.
To Rence--Thanks for pointing out the multiple posts. I deleted the other two.
To Metzger--Even when I'm done with college, I will not have gone to Catholic school for 30 years. I won't even be 30. And isn't it kind of badass that I've always gone to Catholic school and survived?
To Dana--There's nothing non-badass about using some quality vocab words.
To Casey--I'm glad you enjoyed my blog. You should read them more often, especially since the next one is going to include one of your amazing poems.
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